Friday, March 21, 2003

"without which she was nothing" i want to write a novel and have that phrase in it somewhere....but not about her boyfriend, yaknow? maybe it'd be about her pda, or chocolate or something. "She took a bite of her Hershey chocolate bar with almonds, "whithout which, she was nothing"....waddaya think? too contrived huh? how bout, "She hung her weekend soul on the corner of the bed, and grabbed for her red sweater, whithout which, she was nothing" i like that let's start an online novel

Thursday, March 20, 2003

Sean White


Sean White photo gallery

Johnny Cash - "Hurt"


MSNBC article

MTV: Johnny Cash - "Hurt" video

Urban Ice Cream






Monday, March 17, 2003

Three pieces of advice from the series "Worst Case Scenerio"

1. HOW TO STOP A RUNAWAY HORSE

A. Show the horse you are in control by shouting in its ear and covering its eyes. It will slow enough for you to jump off.

B. Lean forward and sing to the horse while pulling gently on its mane. When it slows, pull one leg over and jump off to the side.

C. Slow to a trot by calmly tugging and releasing the reins, then pull to one side. The horse will walk in a circle till it is bored and stops.


2. HOW TO URINATE IN THE WOODS (FOR WOMAN)

A. Take off all clothing below the waist and wade into a stream.

B. Dig a trench, pad it with leaves and squat over it.

C. Find two logs or rocks close to one another. Lean your back on one and lift your feet onto the other.


3. HOW TO ATTACK AN ALIEN

A. Go for the eyes. It will be the only sensitive area you can readily identify.

B. Never, ever attack an alien. Most cases of alien abduction have been harmless information gathering exercises.

C. Jump up and down, and act erratically to distract the alien. Then punch it in the mouth and run.